Who’s CRYING now???
I am so done with Grand Theft Auto – San Andreas. It has gotten to the point where all I want to do is spend enough time with our girlfriend(s) so that we can have sex with them. Talk about LAME how many times you have to take them out to get in their pants. If they were trying to be realistic there, why bother? Guys are hip to our tricks. I am NOT saying that GTA isn’t RAD. I am just done with it. And the worst is that we are very close to finishing it. Adam and I used to trade off during missions or just work as a team in that I would refer to the book or keep my eyes open for shit and tell him what to do! Like: Do missions!! Go take our girlfriend out or she is going to dump our ass man!! Do missions!! ahhh you aren’t doing missions….DO MISSIONS. I still enjoy the odd rampage here and there but even those have lost their lustre.
So last Saturday I decided it was time to get over the fact I lost all of my Virtua Fighter Evolution data from my memory card. Ever since this data disappeared I have been rebelling against the game and sucking royally when I do play. Now play time also involves a lot of whining over how much it STILL SUCKS and how much I hate my memory card and everything it stands for which is obviously not keeping my games saved. I had built the characters I play(ed) up so much that when my PS2 buddies would come over I always kicked all their asses so badly they didn’t even want to play with me any more and they would leave with their tails between their legs crying like babies! Now I am being schooled and it sucks a lot. I think the only explanation for losing all of my data HAS TO BE that the computer decided I was just too good, the characters were obviously complaining. FUCKERS. My only salvation has come from WOLF. I was planning on resurrecting him with his maiden name AirIndia but when I said that out loud he got beat down two matches in a row so I decided I would call him NOT GUILTY. And so far, at time of publication anyway, I am at 141 wins and 17 losses.
If there are any jerks reading that play these addictive as hell (how is hell addictive?) games please let me know if you have you played GOD OF WAR. It is being highly recommended to me by my friend Robert but I have been too lazy to go rent it. I do intend to, I checked out the website for it yesterday and it does look rather awesome!
I can’t believe I am going to let Microsoft fuck me up the ass yet again but we have decided we are getting the new X-Box come this winter instead of getting a new Play Station. Tiger 2006 looks like it is going to be fucking amazing!!!!
June 15th, 2005 at 8:12 am
I need an X-box.
June 15th, 2005 at 10:50 am
im linked.atta girl!
hey sistah,i was planning to tell you to throw that PS2 in the trash and get yourself an xbox (as they rule.and chicks get their gear off for xbox).
HOWEVER(in regards to xbox2),i got my xbox chipped a few weeks ago,and i was talking to the guy in the shop who reckons that i shouldnt buy an xbox 2,as apparently the mod guys can mod a current xbox,to a xbox 2,for a fraction of the cost.i dont know if this was a sales pitch or not,BUT,if its true,then itll save you a wad of cash.and itll be YOU whos sliding one up bill gates’ arse.so it might pay to do some research.
ALSO,you dont need gay memory cards for da xbox.and its joyus.
hows it feel to be a stone throw away from 30?its way cool i tells ya
June 15th, 2005 at 10:52 am
nearly forgot,
Halo is the best FPS ever.the deathmatch arenas are second to none with their vehicles etc.you will love it
June 15th, 2005 at 12:08 pm
Binsk: if you get one before me i will have steal it.
geezer: i will assign adam to this said research. i have heard that halo rocks ass hard on Xbox. haven’t played it though. thanks for this advice it will for sure come in handy! i am SO looking forward to getting rid of the memory card. stupid jerks and their crap memory cards.
June 15th, 2005 at 12:10 pm
anytime
June 15th, 2005 at 1:13 pm
i’m addicted to Fable on XBox right now. i will play that shit 8 hours a day if i can… it’s HORRIBLE.
i have like 4 wives in 4 different towns. yeah.. you have to MARRY them before they will have sex with you. HOW LAME IS THAT?? and.. you can beat them. they might divorce you, but so far.. i’ve beaten 2 of them to death! that’s fucking horrible! you get in trouble for hitting a guard or a villager.. but you can BEAT YOUR WIFE TO DEATH?!?! WTF??
June 15th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
i totally mourn the death of Dreamcast.. Soul Calibur was THEE shit when it came to fighting games.
although.. i’ve heard that they made a version of Soul Calibur for X-Box.. i should buy a copy and hang out with Sarah!
June 15th, 2005 at 1:18 pm
geezer is right.. Halo rocks so fucking much that we named one of our kittens Halo.
June 15th, 2005 at 1:19 pm
oh and ransom.. Bring it bitch.. i will humble your ass, i am the Soul Calibur QUEEN motherfucker!
June 15th, 2005 at 1:34 pm
Sarah/Ransom: you two rule ! i was all afraid when i put up this post that my female readers would be all fuck off don’t talk about games we hate you..hehehe but i really need to get on the fact that so many girls play now !! we need to start a club an ass kicking gamer club.
we have one g-f on GTA that we can screw without marrying but we have to have the gimp suit on. NICE. i love the first one you get the one who always wants to go on the drive bys. she dumped us though. bitch.
June 15th, 2005 at 2:49 pm
“bring in the gimp!”
damn.. that makes me laugh.
June 15th, 2005 at 8:38 pm
Super Mario Kart is the best game ever. I’ve been faithful to Nintendo since Super Mario Brothers.
June 16th, 2005 at 2:30 am
paul.dont be gay.
June 16th, 2005 at 10:07 am
Paul: yeah don’t be gay mario is gay. but if you love it for real i will forgive you cause my girlfriend Wendy loves that shit too and she is pretty cool man.
geezer: you tell em man. don’t scare paul off though i want him to be himself and feel comfortable commenting. hehe
June 18th, 2005 at 6:41 pm
paul.when i said,’dont be gay’,i meant,’feel free to voice your opinions when and however you feel like it’.
come and visit me,then we can be gayLORDS together.