vasecto-me
Vasectomy Series by ABCIV Post 1*
its hard to concentrate when you just took a nut punch from the doctor, but ill give you what i can. the ingenious thing about the “whiffleball” procedure is that you are completely distracted the whole time. as soon as your cock is out the nurse gives you a tootsie pop and flips on the tunes. i could not resist cutting a “mixed bag” disk when i saw the option suggested in the info pack. few things in life give me the pleasure that making a mix-tape does. working within the constraints of a theme is terrific.so peep this - welcome to my scrote:
Mixed-Bag
1. A Plea For Tenderness - Jonathan Richman + The Modern Lovers
2. Barber Shop - Tom Waits
3. There’s A Love Knot In My Lariat - Montana Slim (Wilf Carter)
4. Monster (In My Pants) - B-52s
5. Big Balls - AC/DC
6. Love Whip - Reverend Horton Heat
7. Broken Arrow - Buffalo Springfield
8. Multiplication - Bobby Darin
9. I Gotcha - Joe Tex
10. Bring On The Pain - Radiskull + Devil Doll (Joe Sparks)
11. The First Cut Is The Deepest - Cat Stevens
12. Bye Bye Baby - Big Brother + The Holding Company
13. Nutbush City Limits - Ike + Tina
14. Hot Pants - James Brown
15. Funky Worm - The Ohio Players
16. Pistol Packin’ Papa - Montana Slim
17. Don’t Touch Me There - The Tubes
18. Knock On Wood - Otis Redding
19. Hard Ain’t It Hard - Woodie Guthrie
20. Tiptoe Through The Tulips - Tiny Tim
21. Mama Told Me Not To Come - Three Dog Night
22. Gimmie That Nutt - Eazy E
*dicta-typed by wife
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:53 pm
You should totally sell mixed tapes for those having such procedures
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I guess it’s too late, but the no-scalpel procedure worked for me, and required no shaving. But the result is the same.
May 25th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I haven’t heard The Funky Worm in 26 years!
May 25th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Husband says “Welcome to the Jaffa Club”
May 25th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Glad to hear it was successful
Nice mixtape!
May 26th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Congrats you guys xox
May 26th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
i recently had a medical procedure and let me tell you i would have loved to be half this relaxed and humorous about it! good for you ABC, and I hope you heal super fast!
May 27th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Every time I see something that Adam writes I know why you married him.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Did you go to Dairy Queen afterwards and treat yourself to a Nut Buster Parfait?
(It took me a few days to come up with that one.)
Cheers
May 29th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Ouchie
Hope you’re doing well - I know Phaedra visited recently, I should drop by sometime soon!
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:13 am
Ok so I had to wait it out.
Why hasn’t “Great Balls Of Fire” been suggested for your mix tape yet hmm?
I’m very dissapointed in you all.
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:54 am
AWESOME, and hilarious, “cutting” mix disc! Hope Adam and his private parts are doing well!
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
hindsight is 20/20. alas, no papas got a brand new bag neither. i am a scumbag.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
sick.. but funny!
hope you are feeling better.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
I really think you should market this…talk about taking your mind off of the situation at hand!