How many times have you heard that there is NOTHING like the US Open?
I had to cancel plans with Ray today because I totally forgot that just like last year I am in charge of keeping the boys on Adam’s job site up on what is happening at The Open. I do this via text messages. It is understood that Adam does not respond, what with him working and all.
Here is a sample of the updates, this should be awesome for anyone who has missed the action.
**please note, no spelling or short forms have been corrected, I am trying to keep it real here people. If you don’t like golf you will not have a fucking clue what I am talking about. For that I am sorry. But I love golf a lot. It makes me happy when skies are grey, except not really cause then I can’t play, but I did get my second hole in one on Tiger 2005 the other night. Oh Tiger…..
Ok…Adam’s name in my phone is: MY BABY (each MY BABY is a new message if that was obvious…I am an ass for trying to be helpful and I should just fuck off!)
Friday June 17, 2005
MY BABY: browne and gossen leading -4 and -2. VJ 2 off lead. Tiger even. Micelson BAD round plus 6.
MY BABY: Tiger now +2
MY BABY: Haha brown just had shot like me! Straight out of 1 bunker and into 1 on op side of green. He just db bogey.
MY BABY: toms up in top 3 as well.
MY BABY: leaders still at like -2 to -4 very fast greens as i mentioned yest
MY BABY: Tiger is a fucking retard 2day
MY BABY: Goosen is rocking out hard
MY BABY: 5 players are under par
MY BABY: toms and gossen now tied 4 first with -3. Mic has 8 bogez 2day yes I said 8
MY BABY: demarco fin at 82 2day. Vj fin even. Toms falling apart on 17. Browne fin at -2. Goosen -2. tiger +1
MY BABY: toms triple bogey on 17 fucking +2 now. Only 4 players under par. Fuckers haven’t shown weir once!
MY BABY: fuck now only 3 players under this shit gonna b wide open!
MY BABY: gore tied 4 1st with brown and goose at -2
Saturday June 18, 2005
MY BABY: vj is on today. Tiger +3
MY BABY: i just spilt coffee on my knee it got on my pjs
MY BABY: a guy wearing red just did a bump and run.
MY BABY: goosen brown & gore all at -2 they r the gay leaders
MY BABY: mic done +8
MY BABY: hensby up w/leaders at -2 and toms coming back up the rear
MY BABY: gosen leader w/-2 others at -1 and vj is sucking
MY BABY: these fuckers are putting so bad I should lend them rain tamer.
MY BABY: the us open is about landing in the fairway
MY BABY: birdie for tiger
MY BABY: goosen has birdied every par 5 hole
And that is as far as I have gotten. I gotta go now I have more text messages to send. Don’t worry I won’t post them.
AND SWEET ASS Wimbledon starts on Monday !!! GO FEDERER and GO MARIA!!
June 18th, 2005 at 5:35 pm
Actually, I haven’t had a chance to keep up this week either. Other than hearing that Pinehurst is kicking their asses! Thanks for the updates!
June 18th, 2005 at 6:38 pm
wimbledon hasnt been the same since the martina navratalova and bjorn borg days.coke addiction,lesbianism,it had it all!
but i do like the fact that they HAVE to wear all white.they look totally gay in other events with their ‘trying to be trendy’ crap,colourful nike gear.
and leighton hewitt,TAKE THAT FUKKING HAT OFF!
June 18th, 2005 at 6:51 pm
now i wish i liked golf.
June 18th, 2005 at 7:50 pm
Osbasso: you are welcome! It is kicking their asses it makes me feel good about my game…hehe
geezer: i agree, Hewitt looks GAY. and i like that the Williams sisters have to behave outfit wise.
Ho: today i had my best score ever at the par 3 with 4 over on the back. man i should SO be playing at the open!
June 18th, 2005 at 10:58 pm
4 over the back? tell me more about that. i think i know w hat you mean…but i can’t be sure.
June 19th, 2005 at 6:13 am
you are all over the low impact/ non contact sports!
June 19th, 2005 at 11:03 am
Ho: what sports do you like? i would be ineterested to know!
i’m still getting used to my new putter so i really sucked on the front(yesterday was the third time i have used it) but it FINALLY came together on the back….i got 4 bogeys (1 over par) and the rest of the holes i pared. i got four pars in a row i don’t think i have ever done that! it is all the putter man! thanks for asking that was nice.
MGC: true except for running.
June 19th, 2005 at 12:37 pm
Thats really funny! Yes, bring on Wimbledon! (But not Wimbleton) tee hee
June 20th, 2005 at 6:18 am
you are so awesome, corinna. really awesome with a cherry on top.
June 20th, 2005 at 11:10 am
Sports, sports, sports…I love ‘em all…except basketball…can’t get into a bunch of giants throwing balls into hoops that they can reach.
I was rooting for Tiger…he had on an awesome red shirt…for power…but he still didn’t win.
June 20th, 2005 at 12:03 pm
neel: can’t play tenis but sure love to watch it !
Trans: hehe thanks man! so are you. i have a cherry belt buckle.
Chick: sports rule, i love sports. basketball and baseball suck ass and having no hockey sucks but with no hockey i picked up lots more knowledge on shit like GOLF.
June 20th, 2005 at 3:31 pm
i work for the NBC affiliate that airs all this..
i have to *”watch” it.
t.v. is crap.i hate it.
sorry Corinna.
*by watch, i mean monitor.. the signal, blah blah blah.. the fcc could fine me thousands. blah blah blah.. i hate my job.. blah blah..
June 20th, 2005 at 4:50 pm
sarah: dude, no worries…we can’t have everything in common now can we?? I LOVE TV, please TV melt my brain (some more)!!