Beck Beck Beck and more Beck(s)- you Soul Suckin’ Jerk(s)
Back in the day I used to have Beck Odelay. But someone took it or I lost it or I sold it for drugs. I don’t know. My guess is that it is in Beijing.
Beck and I completely lost touch. We saw each other across the room, through the TV, in stores, I would hear him on the radio but we never really connected.
And then some jack-ass, I think it was ABC stole some Beck off the internet. It was ‘Paper Tiger’ and ‘Guess I’m Doing Fine’. I was like what the fuck…Beck is such a LOSER who cares, he is such a lost cause he is just going to hotwax my hard drive you mutherfucker.
Lord only knows how it happened but I had a bottle of blues and suddenly I was ALL ABOUT BECK. The sweet sunshine is not even enough to make me turn off the Beck. I have to listen to Beck. All day, every day. I told ABC, I will play it again, I will sing it again, I will make you sick of Beck, I will make you cry lonesome tears that I will ignore and just play more Beck!! I proceeded to buy two Beck cds right away and borrowed three to rip.
Hell yes! Play that Beck baby or take the emergency exit over there and drink from your beercan of sorrows. I am in love with Beck Beck Beck and more Beck and I will turn if off…… NEVER.
June 20th, 2005 at 12:28 pm
Do you listen to Beck whilst drinking Beck’s beer? You should really give his beer back to him since you like him so much.
June 20th, 2005 at 3:19 pm
beck..what can i say of beck? well, he’s a loser baby, but he hasn’t been killed yet, so he must be the alternative-hipster-bluesy-country saviour. and really, don’t we all need to be saved?
i personally like asshole the best, cuz it’s the worst. and it’s jer’s fave (yup, i said fave) song, and well, we all know what THAT means!
June 20th, 2005 at 3:26 pm
odefuckinlay…
i’m e-mailing you KEEKEE pictures of Maynard James Keekee..
these are a month old, cuz he’s still teeeny weeeeny and fuzzy. he’s all slick and evil now.
June 20th, 2005 at 3:29 pm
all right jerk.. what’s your e-mail addy?
June 20th, 2005 at 4:48 pm
just click on my name at the bottom of the page and you will be linked right to my email….
June 20th, 2005 at 4:53 pm
i used to like beck at one stage.then i found out that his bassist was a scientoligist,and the bassists father was high up in the scientology church (church????).now i think hes a cunt for not slitting that looneys throat and doing us all a favour.
what happened to that post of all the pics of you and your dad?? i was only joking about the ‘jerk’ bit!!!!!
June 20th, 2005 at 5:00 pm
Binsk: i will give back nothing of the sort.
Terra: Jer is an asshole, is that what you mean?
Geezer: shit i totally didn’t know that ! i will have to turn a blind eye. no worries i just put it up FOR Fathers day.
June 20th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
this could quite possibly be me being retarded or the fact that i do not have firefox, but the evil fucking internet explorerererer.. but i do not see a linkage for your e-mail at the bottom of the page.
June 20th, 2005 at 5:32 pm
i lah-lah-love beck’s newest album. i loved it so much we bought the cd/dvd set.
June 20th, 2005 at 5:38 pm
sarah: you are right in IE it is not there, i am going to add it somewhere better and more obvious…..
Grace: thanks for the visit! can’t stop listening….must turn it off….
June 20th, 2005 at 6:27 pm
Did you see that episode of [i]Futurama[/i] where Beck is just a head in a jar welded onto the body of a [url=http://www.nwmanikin.com/]mannequin[/url]?
I have.
June 20th, 2005 at 7:25 pm
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June 20th, 2005 at 8:18 pm
No, No, No! Gus! No! He’s a Scientologist now! Resist!!!
I know it’s hard, I, too, used to love him.
June 21st, 2005 at 1:56 am
I saw Beck on PBS. Great concert.
June 21st, 2005 at 4:44 am
If he were British he’d be better.
I bought 3 cds on the weekend, 2 British bands and an American one.
The British ones are better. Much better.
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June 30th, 2005 at 6:06 pm
Guero is the bomb. My favorite songs are Girl, Que Onda Guero, Hell Yes, and Scarecrow. The album is so easy to listen and makes for superb driving music.
August 23rd, 2005 at 2:14 pm
yesterday i posted a picture of the tattoo on my back. but what you don’t know is that it was SHIZER before i had it redone by this kick ass dude chad.
chad is very heavy handed - it hurt like a mother fucker but damn what a difference! my only reques
August 25th, 2005 at 6:02 am
Beck makes me feel like a right girl. He plays things that make me wee wee.
I love him in the way that if i was in prison i’d fight the krays in order to share a cell with him…….then we’d toss the salad.