Jerky Mc JerK JeRk Things
Got tickets for A bum C and I to see ‘The White Stripes’ in August for his birthday. Yes I am the best fucking girlfriend in the world. Except for.….you, you and…….you.
I am totally planning on taking my gi-tar (ok so it isn’t MY gi-tar but I play it ok??) and forcing my skills on Jack White. I know he will be impressed that I can play the opening riff to Seven Nation Army and demand that I join his band. I’m pale; I could color my hair black. I’d be so hot in that band. And if he didn’t think I would be, that I don’t rock out hard enough or he doesn’t at least think that I’m RAD in general - then I’ll be left with no other choice but to blow up the venue.
Ok jerks, here’s the photo I know you have all been waiting for. (even though you didn’t know it existed does not matter to me) And it is not of Geezer’s ass!!! That photo is going up tomorrow. I would suggest blinders it is pretty fucking intense and mildly scary.
Staying on the theme of ‘being sixteen’ here, this is me at sixteen and the Sweet Feet Kitty Cat as a wee kitten.
Say anything about the shirt jerks and your’re dead. I was working at this crap restaurant Mr. Mikes. I guess that does not condone it but Terrace had Saan and Zellars to shop at. I think the mall had maybe 10 stores? Not including the grocery, the drug store and fast crap food.
Nice braces eh? You are all just lucky I don’t have my glasses on too!!
July 6th, 2005 at 11:15 am
Awwwww!
Dude, Jack White is going to love you.
July 6th, 2005 at 11:33 am
i had braces and glasses at 16. i had to BEG my folks to get me contacts…
oh and i love.. love.. LOVE the white stripes.
i secretly want to have a 3 some with them. jack is the only bad boy i think is hot. he can give me a mustache ride ANYTIME. and yes, you are a kick ass girlfriend! i wish i was adam right about now, i’d be busting a nut to see white stripes in concert!
July 6th, 2005 at 11:34 am
that’d be sweet if you got in..
i would love the white stripes even more!
my fav. album is white blood cells.
July 6th, 2005 at 12:33 pm
I saw The White Stripes a year or so ago and they were awesome even though the place they were playing was kinda tin canny sounding.
And you look ADORABLE in your picture, shirt and all. No lie.
July 6th, 2005 at 1:22 pm
I’ve seen The White Stripes three times. My ex was KER-AZY for them. A little too crazy. She was crazy, my ex. Crazy. Where was I? You have a boyfriend? Lucky chap! Very, very lucky.
July 6th, 2005 at 1:33 pm
you think glasses are bad. i have a glass eye. 2 of them. i have someone write everything i think.
July 6th, 2005 at 2:06 pm
I just discovered The White Stripes…they must kick ass live.
You were too cute at 16.
July 6th, 2005 at 2:28 pm
Great picture — not nearly as embarassing as mine at that age. Coincidentally, you look just like an ex-girlfriend of mine in that picture. It’s actually a little creepy and I now feel like a pedophile. Thanks a lot.
July 6th, 2005 at 2:49 pm
indy: i hope so man. i do.
sarah:you are lucky!! no contacts for me till i was 25!
ransom:i am totally going to try. i know i can only play one riff but isn’t that all linda mcartney could ever play?
binsk:LIAR. no just kidding thank you.
chris:will be two years in september, we live together. he is sooooooooooo lucky. hehe
ho:you poor thing!!!
chick:it is crazy looking back at the youngin photos eh?
cp: great well fuck me! oh and you are welcome!
July 6th, 2005 at 3:16 pm
There’s nothing wrong with the shirt. The pilgrims wore them for the longest time.
July 6th, 2005 at 3:43 pm
aw its cute, in a 1985 sorta way
July 6th, 2005 at 4:02 pm
and you said this was how long ago?!
July 6th, 2005 at 5:16 pm
man, that shirt, tho i’ve seen it many a time, is the bomb, and not in a a or c or t kinda way. but you already knew that - hence the walmart et al description, right? so, yeah, you and ABC get to go to see jack and his ehem {(ex)(sister)who are they to each other? and damn it, where does the supermodel fit in? and is there pictures?}, so that’ll be saweet - but did you know that prior and apres then, keving smith is doin’ a spoken thing at the vogue and the mars volta/system of a down are coming. j and I are soo there. and my bank account willn’t be.
July 6th, 2005 at 10:18 pm
oh how i do love this picture of you and the burminator. the collar definitely classes it up, but i think that one day we should have this painted on velvet. fer sure.
July 7th, 2005 at 2:40 am
dude,that tops SWEET!
how cute
thats what i looked like when i was a little girl
July 7th, 2005 at 8:07 am
Quite a contrast to the Wookie abuse happenin’ in the new HNT pic. I can just picture you…a sixteen year old on one shoulder shouting the virtues of a low-key existence and the ass on the other shoulder urging you to bust out. This is all really a study in psychology.
God, living with two psych majors really fucked me up in college.
July 7th, 2005 at 2:07 pm
Andi,im amazed im still sane personally.bah,knowing my luck,the matrix is true,and thats not even my ass….bah!
July 7th, 2005 at 11:59 pm
oohhhh. this looks so sweet.
July 8th, 2005 at 10:47 am
you are so cute. how adorable
July 8th, 2005 at 1:34 pm
Paul:don’t you just love looking back on old clothes you totally thought were the shit man but really they sucked ass.
clay:shit man this photo is from like 94. HA HAA
s!: yes and remember also at 16 i got to eat free in resturtants where 12 and under ate free. used to be a curse for sure…when i tell people i am 28 the looks on their faces make it not so much a curse anymore…and then when people find out i am over 2 years adams senior (haha i said senior) some people pass out.
Terra: yo dude, i lent it to Hannah and i never saw it again!
abc: thank you baby that was very sweet…seeing as we already have it framed next to the bed. cause we’re nerds that way.
geezer: i SO KNEW you must of had a sex change what with all the gaylord talk!! that fucking better be your ass man!!!!!
andi: i agree with you here i really do.
trans: sweet as candy the little greeper is.
lorena: yes burmis is very very adorable thanks!