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my love hate relationship with golf

HOLY CRAP dudes, i got a 30 YARD CHIP IN BIRDIE TODAY.

i had two birdies on the back BUT, the golf gods fucked me on 18, I got 9. you read right, it is not a typo…6 OVER par.

that is the way of the game.

i am trying to concentrate on the fact that i had fantastic recovery shots today!

british open next week. the open of all opens. and the final professional game of Jack Nicklaus!!

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16 Responses to “my love hate relationship with golf”

  1. Chindogu Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 2:27 pm

    It’s true I was there. That 30 yard chip in birdie was brillant.

  2. a bonny course Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 2:42 pm

    yeah i heard that all the announcers will be wearing teddy bear suits. the only thing that can stop jack this time round is troy hurtubuise!!!

    go john daly

  3. Chris Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 2:58 pm

    I can’t say I understand golf but I’m intrigued about being fucked by the ‘Golf Gods’.

  4. Gus Greeper Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 3:56 pm

    thanks man! i am super glad someone other than adam was there to see it!! :D

  5. geezer! Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 4:33 pm

    golf=hardcore BITCHES!

    dude! you should totally draw a picture of me being eaten by ewoks!

    its competition time……….

  6. lorena Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 4:38 pm

    great drawing :)

  7. Gus Greeper Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 4:52 pm

    go chris (gator) dimarco!!

  8. Gus Greeper Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 4:53 pm

    it must sound harsh, it must, but it was not fair at all and i almost cried.

  9. Gus Greeper Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 4:55 pm

    i just may, i am totally open for suggestions. wouldn’t it be cool if i could get my drawing up past the level of a 2 year old??? i need practice so ideas are great thanks!

  10. Gus Greeper Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 4:56 pm

    thank you, thank you! :)

  11. transience Says:
    July 10th, 2005 at 9:26 pm

    i can hit a bird but not a birdie. which makes me a sick, sad girl.

  12. xo~IndyGirl~xo Says:
    July 11th, 2005 at 7:47 am

    Great picture - very lifelike.

  13. s! Says:
    July 11th, 2005 at 12:38 pm

    haha, cute bear! :-)

  14. grace Says:
    July 11th, 2005 at 4:34 pm

    sorry. whenever i read a post about sports (any kind of sports) my eyes totally glaze over… heh.

    i did like the picture, though :D

  15. Lyvvie Says:
    July 24th, 2005 at 12:45 am

    I live near St. Andrews! If you come over, let me know, I’ll treat you to lunch and drinks!

  16. Gus Greeper Says:
    July 25th, 2005 at 6:46 pm

    WOW, thank you! that would AMAZING! how kind. awesomerad! :)

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