the crazy bitch is at it again
the other day i was sitting at the computer wearing nothing but my ginch and there was a knock at my door. i ignored it because i was basically naked and i also knew who it was. not to mention, it’s my door and i’ll ignore it if i want to. it was before noon and i decided there was nothing that she could need that i gave a shit about, or that couldn’t wait for adam to deal with later. the knocking continued. i became annoyed and closed my ears off completely to an onslaught of calls “hello zou der?” in her high pitched german accent. i thought she’d simply go away and come back later maybe never at all, maybe when i had some fucking clothes on.
somehow i just knew she was going to do it. bloody nosey two different color sandal wearing old land lady don’t put that key in my lock. she put the key in the lock. she turned it, opened the door, “hello zou der�”
i sprang into action with seriously dangerous cat like reflexes, did i mention i’m a ninja?
i covered my boobies with my arm and ducked behind the chair. i yelled out that i wasn’t dressed. you would think this would detour her. NOPE. she asked why i didn’t answer the door. i’m not dressed. she asked if there were any holes in my apartment from the fact that the hall walls have been bashed to shit from the pipes bursting. no. (just the same ones that EVERY suite has from the maintenance!) and i’m not dressed. she would not fucking leave. she went on and on told me there were wall dudes coming the next day to fix holes. i’m not dressed. finally she closed the door she didn’t even lock it.
what a serious nutter. how illegal. cat juggling is more legal than that.
NO ONE was fixing any walls anywhere the following day what the fuck was she DOING???
July 11th, 2005 at 8:45 pm
she so was going to come in and try on your undergarments and play with your kitty.
that sounded dirty.
July 11th, 2005 at 9:07 pm
You know what that means? That means she goes in there when you’re not home. Kind of creepy if you ask me.
You should set up some kick ass ninja traps to catch her the next time. Maybe she’ll think twice about opening your door if she has ninja stars flying at her if she does.
July 11th, 2005 at 9:39 pm
wow that is crazy!! poor you. that would so annoy me that she opened the door and i agree with paul. she probably visits more often. beware.
July 11th, 2005 at 9:56 pm
she’s prolly been checkin’ you out on HNT! careful..
get some other locks on the door too!
July 11th, 2005 at 10:04 pm
I like to think that she when she ganks into our apartment when were not home she smokes a blunt and regresses to her carefree childhood in east germany and she puts on my teeshirts and wears a tie…and glasses…and eats our processed cheeze!!!
July 11th, 2005 at 10:37 pm
What a weirdo! I am honored to share my name with your cat!
July 12th, 2005 at 12:08 am
what a nutter. is one ever really and truly safe?
July 12th, 2005 at 4:18 am
maybe she just wanted to seeyou naked, why disappoint! Cant trust anyone with a german accent
July 12th, 2005 at 7:41 am
Awww hell. That’d be all-out war. I’d plant a camera in her shower and put her out as an HNT submission. Then tap the pics to her front door. We’d all be blinded for life, but it’d be nice revenge.
July 12th, 2005 at 8:06 am
You know a picture of a Wookie between some butt cheeks is one thing but nobody wants to see one of Mrs. E in the shower. Trust me on this, I’d rather see where [i]Geezer[/i] would stick Boba Fett. I do think she should be drugged and scanned though.
July 12th, 2005 at 8:55 am
What the hell is a ginch?
July 12th, 2005 at 9:31 am
I HATE THAT. If someone did that to me i would attack them without apology.
July 12th, 2005 at 10:21 am
That is SO annoying and just plain wrong. She has NO right to interfere with your private time. 24 HOURS notice. I would seriously write her a letter saying that if she does it again you will call the police. That oughta stop it.
July 12th, 2005 at 11:02 am
Sounds like a peeping tom…
I’d change my locks
July 12th, 2005 at 11:13 am
Ok - the woman is now certifiably nuts, I think we should start sneaking into her aprtment and slipping her our meds.
Thinking of you!
July 12th, 2005 at 11:49 am
Did you really just delete my comment?
July 12th, 2005 at 11:54 am
nope must be something wrong? i never delete comments.
July 12th, 2005 at 12:06 pm
aka: underwear, panties..that kind of thing.
July 12th, 2005 at 12:33 pm
a: she does like gus?
Paul:it is totally CREEPY!! i am getting some more stars today. i have been practicing my throwing skills.
lorena:once years ago when i lived down the hall i came home and my mail was in my apt. but nothing like that ever occured again until this. i have often wondered what i would do if i came home and she was IN HERE!!
s!:we are planning to leave..but i totally want new locks!!
her burmis:i have a feeling it was YOU she was trying to catch naked!!
gus:oh yes she is! i will also let gus know you said that!
trans:this makes me think that she CAN’T be the only land lord who does this!…so i’d say no.
the steve:she probably already has i never wear clothes. (in the apt.)
andi:once we have a deposit down on a new place we have decided we are going to be the worst tenants this building has EVER seen!!!
chindogu:as long as you are in on helping the drugging and scanning is so the way we should go here!!
mike:i’ve got to find away to get a photo of this lady!!
binsk:due to how crazy she is, we are putting a lot of thought into the best way to deal with her before a deposit has been placed on another place. but yes that was one of my rants…i thought it was 48 hours notice?
emily:adam is pretty hot and she has gotten worse in the (almost) 2 years we’ve been together i think she is controlled by her lust. ewww fucking gross thought.
hannah:i agree! and then once she passes out the plan is to scan her!!
July 12th, 2005 at 12:42 pm
i think Mrs E face woudl look fantastic scanned- especially if she was drooling. i wish we coudl get people to understadn her fantastic fashion sense, where wee slips on runners and somewhat see through moomoos are staples!
July 12th, 2005 at 12:46 pm
don’t you and the rest of my wonderful readers worry i am in the process of drawing a portrait of her. oh yes i am!!
July 12th, 2005 at 1:19 pm
you know what i think? i’m going to tell you:
she was wanting to snoop. why the FUCK she thinks she has the right to enter your apartment without your permission is beyond me. she’s abusing the fact that she has a key. what a cunt.. what a total fucking cunt.
that said.. i can’t believe she stayed even after she saw that you were naked. what a pervy old cunt.
July 12th, 2005 at 1:23 pm
OMG that sucks it was super long… Maybe too long.
July 12th, 2005 at 1:24 pm
that said.. change your locks and don’t give her a key.. what a cow cunt. seriously yo.
July 12th, 2005 at 1:33 pm
she digs you. wants 2 c your boobs.
July 12th, 2005 at 2:31 pm
You continue to crack me up! I had an apartment manager that was like this when I was about 19, the thing is I didnt realize at the time, that it was illegal for her to walk in when she wanted. One time she walked into my bedroom while I was sleeping, bitch! Oh well, we live and learn, but you shouldnt let her get away with it.
July 12th, 2005 at 3:09 pm
I suppose it’s her right to do that if you’re not home and she needed to check the walls. But CREEPY! And you didn’t get the option to just be left alone.
Found you on Binsk’s site and thought I would stop in and say hello!
July 12th, 2005 at 3:18 pm
nice name muffin, does it suit your personality, and yeah , i’m more down for screaming then not being able to see
July 12th, 2005 at 3:42 pm
not really
July 12th, 2005 at 3:46 pm
sarah:she is crazy and way too old to still be building manager. we are going to handle it but have to be careful cause we do live next door to her and we don’t want things any worse till we are on our way out the door.
dragko:next time!!
ho:i’d believe that if she didn’t stare at adams butt every chance she gets
neel:that is funny yet not funny…poor you man that would of been freaky! i won’t..oh i won’t.
mona:cool thanks for popping buy i will pop over and visit you now!
July 13th, 2005 at 10:06 am
she was SO checking out your 32C’s
July 13th, 2005 at 3:19 pm
oh you know it!!
July 22nd, 2005 at 10:54 am
Oh my God, that chick is nuts! You should just paraded around naked in front of her til she got too embarassed and has to leave.
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