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67 my best score ever. i should so be on the LPGA


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13 Responses to “67 my best score ever. i should so be on the LPGA”

  1. Chindogu Says:
    July 12th, 2005 at 9:41 pm

    Yowzers! I’m glad I wasn’t playing with you this time, as you would have given me a serious bitch slapping, metaphorically speaking of course. I guess the next stop for you is the John Deere Classic. :)

  2. a bogey c Says:
    July 12th, 2005 at 9:58 pm

    i wish that i was in a better mood, but you see my golfing like a goat footed bastard put me in the hole buffalo bill style. nice skills. you flossed and flew all over this bitch.

    word to big bird.

  3. Gus Greeper Says:
    July 12th, 2005 at 10:23 pm

    thanks dudes, how could i not feel totally awesome about myself right now? that was just insane!! rain tamer and i were on FIRE!!!! i was burninating it up man!

  4. emily Says:
    July 13th, 2005 at 12:36 am

    Damn girl… I can’t keep up with those scores
    (and I cheat my ass off when I golf!)

  5. Paul Says:
    July 13th, 2005 at 4:33 am

    Can I print that coupon out and use it? Or is that illegal? I love free appetizers.

  6. Ho Says:
    July 13th, 2005 at 8:17 am

    did you lie?

  7. grace Says:
    July 13th, 2005 at 10:06 am

    uhm. congratulations, i think…

    HEY! FREE APPETIZER!

  8. mike Says:
    July 13th, 2005 at 12:10 pm

    Damn i miss stanley park.

  9. Cactus Prick Says:
    July 13th, 2005 at 2:03 pm

    Cheater.

  10. Gus Greeper Says:
    July 13th, 2005 at 2:51 pm

    emily:i PROMISE you that if you don’t cheat anymore your game will go threw the ceiling. NOT AT FIRST..at first it will SUCK ASSHOLES AND COCKS but it will pay off. you have my word.

    paul:if you come to vancouver let me know we have about 200 or so of those

    ho:nope! i have a witness.

    grace:thankyou! and when you come back to vancouver…same offer as paul

    mike:it is the best there is!

    catus prick:jealous ;)

  11. the vultures ate my dead abc up Says:
    July 13th, 2005 at 7:42 pm

    Pitch and Putt

    People come to this Vancouver retreat
    It is a Vancouver hot spot
    you can work on your short game

    Pitch and Putt
    Pitch and Putt
    Pitch and Putt
    Pitch and Putt

    On July twelf it was sunny like a crying shame
    she was hitting the ball to the max
    it was ladies night

    Pitch and Putt
    Pitch and Putt
    Pitch and Putt
    Pitch and Putt

    The game was over at last
    Corinna had shot like a flying ace
    she had got a sixty-seven
    she really knows about whupping a horse’s behind with a belt

    Rock over London,
    Rock on Chicago,
    Kool-Aid, Oh Yeeeeaahh!!!

  12. lorena Says:
    July 14th, 2005 at 7:29 pm

    what exactly do you like about golf?

  13. transience Says:
    July 14th, 2005 at 7:34 pm

    jealousy. envy. murder.

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