tuckered out yo.

feast your gammies on these while we convalesce.

scuse me, while i buss this chifforobe.

Both of our stags are tonight. ALL I know is I am being picked up at 3pm.
In honor of this I leave you with this fantastically bad photo of me wearing Vancouver’s Planetarium as a hat. Thank you Adam I really had no idea WHY you kept asking me to move over.

It started Friday with an innocent comment from Paul.

“I heard Vancouver traded Bertuzzi. Is that true?”

I knew it was true; I googled it found nothing [at the time] but still knew.

Then when I woke up Saturday morning and Miss 604’s MSN name said BIG CANUCK TRADE and I had a text message on my phone and an email stating- I went straight to your blog this morning to see if you had a Bert post up but nope.

I looked it up freaked out was like WELL we got a goalie AT LEAST. But due to my love of Bertuzzi I will miss him but I knew he was going I was ready I was preparing or trying to. And because I hate fucking band wagon Bertuzzi lovers and I’m DEFENSIVE I’m going to state AGAIN that I have LOVED him since the 90’s SO THERE.

I don’t know it was funny when I was reading out some news article and under the announcements of who we got for who shit man I’m sad Auld and Allen are gone too and maybe even Jovo? Holy. HAHAHAAHHAHH I saw Ryan Kessler yesterday, it said something like “Bertuzzi attacked Moore from behind…etc etc” I yelled out “HE DIDN’T ATTACK HIM” and Adam said “What did he do then make love to him?” Upon further digestion on Adam’s part he also said: “Well, at least now that he’s with a hot weather expansion club he’s got a chance at the cup.”

For me of all the teams he could have gone to the Panthers are FINE WITH ME but for VERY stupid reasons. BUT at least I found some positive reasons stupid or none. The email I received wondering WHY I hadn’t posted ASAP on him leaving was from my oldest girlfriend and through her I hung out with Mark Fitzpatrick’s sister throughout high school and she SAVED MY ASSSSSSSSS a lot. Ok so Fitzpatrick retired in 2001 and didn’t even end his hockey career with the Panthers but so what I had to grasp at something.

You can read the rest of my Bertuzzi posts in here. It is summer now and I just can’t get into writing anymore on this till it really hits me in September that even though I AGREEEEEEEE with him leaving completely I still fucking HATE IT.

The building only has one washing machine and two dryers. Mrs. E says only having one keeps the bad people out.
Normally my Jedi mind tricks are sufficient and the washer is empty. Today I’ve done sprints up and down the stairs going on six times now and it has been full every time. I know there must be some sort of conspiracy a foot because I have five maybe six loads, only money for four mind you and Adam doesn’t have any tighty whities to wear and so I’m getting bitched at BUT I have NOT ran into even ONE person in the hallway coming or going with or without laundry. What will become of Adam’s underwear?

I started to fake and bake yesterday so that I won’t have tan lines and I used what will be my married name since technically I owe them money under my other last name. If I go to jail for this I blame you. It is probably out of their system now anyway because it was from 1998 but I felt like a rebel.

On Saturday I went to lunch with my friend who works on Battlestar Galactica hoping to get all the good juicy gossip on Tricia Helfer who is A. a main character on Battlestar and B. the host of Canada’s Next Top Model [our excuse for it anyway] but I got nothing. NOTHING! Apparently she is NICE. NICE. I said, well in photos it looks like she has big boobs but then on CNTM it looks like her chest is all CAVED and her tits are smaller than MINE! Said friend said that yes she does have small boobs and that she could not does but could have an eating disorder and then I said, but don’t they ALLLLLLLLL??? BAH I was disappointed, not in my friend of course, in fact if nothing else I was filled with respect as the friend gave NOTHING away and did not gossip at all which obviously says to me they take their job pretty serious. I was disappointed that Canadians are so fucking NICE like FUCK be a mean bitch already so I can write really lame posts on how LAME Canada’s Next Top Model is. I’m hotter than HALF the chicks they picked. You’d find more original looking women which I guess they were shooting for and FAILED to find on Denman street. The gay pride parade starts on that street.

I also jumped around my kitchen in circles when Federer forced Nadal to a fifth set [tie break] but then cried like I do pretty much EVERY TIME I watch sports when my favorite athletes lose [or win] yesterday when Federer lost the French Open. Man that hurt, although I have a feeling it hurt him more.

I’m getting my hair done today so expect some overly posed and pouty photos to come. I can’t wait to go OFF on my stylist for getting married on the same day as me.

Thank you very much for your well wishes. I am feeling better except for a really bad stupid headache. Aspirin is bad for Labyrinthitis so I have had to take Naproxen which doesn’t do a whole lot for my headaches but I bet it enjoys eating my stomach.

This morning I cried for real watching Meredith Vieira’s last day on The View. Normally only Ellen can make me cry but I cried watching The View. I hope this does not mean I’m a lesbian now.

After I get my hair done I’m going to take some outside shots of myself, take photos of stupid shit and make my way to therapy where Adam will meet me because he gets DRAGGED in with me today!! FUN! I think this will be around his fifth time going in he hardly ever comes in but it is always good to get some pre-marriage counseling [not that I’ve been married before] and seeing as I go anyway WHY turn down help in some areas where we need it?

I’m trying to find a shirt to wear today that is NOT green because almost ALL my shirts are green right now and although I LOVE green I’d like to be in some different color shirts sometimes. I WILL wear my green converse today though. I love you green.

I’m glad blogger is back working today EVEN THOUGH I’M NOT ON BLOGGER because it was lame not being able to post comments on your blogs.

Lator gators.

[b]I love playing the randomly compiled music lists off the Media Player and because the computer is new the lists are short. We had a good laugh while listening to this list of ‘favorites- listen to on weekdays’ poking fun at which songs belonged to who. [songs played in this exact order] Really I just wanted to post air gi-tar photos with some cat ass.[/b]

I’m Not Ready to Make Nice – Dixie Chicks
Runnin’ Out of Fools – Neko Case
Step Right Up – Tom Waits
Sorry – Madonna
Itchycoo Park – The Small Faces
You Turn Me On, I’m a Radio - Joni Mitchell
409 – Beach Boys
SOS (Rescue Me) – Rihanna
Surfing Drums – Dick Dale and his Deltones
Carey – Joni Mitchell
Ghost Of A Chance – Rush
It Ain’t Me Babe – Joaquin Phoenix & Reese Witherspoon
You’ve Made Me So Very Happy – Blood, Sweat and Tears
Not Fade Away – Buddy Holly & the Crickets
ABC – The Jackson 5
Kisses Sweeter Than Wine – Jimmie Rodgers
The Undertaker (Renholder Mix) – Puscifer
Heartbeat – Buddy Holly
Sometimes I feel Like a Motherless Child – Odetta
Rock and Roll Woman – Buffalo Springfield
From Blown Speakers – The New Pornographers
The Pot – Tool
Pretend – The Mavericks
Ashes to Ashes – Faith No More
Got The Time – Joe Jackson
I Want You Back – The Jackson 5
Sleepy Maggie – Ashley MacIsaac
When I Lay My Burden Down – Odetta
Paper Moon – Bobby Darin
It’s So Easy – Buddy Holly & the Crickets
Inside and Out – Feist
Love The One You’re With – Crosby, Stills, Nash &Young
Sweet Dreams – Eurythmics
Surfin’ Bird (Bird is the Word) – The Trashmen