*bastard son coming soon

The speakers for the computer are shot. It started slowly and I didn’t even really notice and then bam Neko Case sounded like shit so I KNEW they were toast. But I feel like it is 1995 or some shit because I have to put a CD in the CD PLAYER in the bedroom because I play all the music off the media player and always buy a decent set of speakers for the computer. But shuffling isn’t the same and only being able to listen to one disk? Holy am I ever a slave to technology. I tried to hook up an older set of speakers to tide me over but they were worse so I put the other ones back. I’m going to get a new set tomorrow on the way to therapy the place where we got our new computer a few months ago is really reasonably priced it is on the way or near there. Or if The Bay has them we have wedding money left. We really need a new mouse too. I should call. In fact I think I will I will go call. Now. I need me some new speakers damn it. What you don’t realize here is Tiger Woods PGA 2007 for PS2 came out on Tuesday and we are still addicted to Lego Star Wars as well and when this engrossed in gaming we do not have time to get up and change CDs we just don’t.

I have a girlfriend coming to visit she gets here tonight it is RJ she comments with her real name but whatever this is her CLICK HERE I was destined for an arm tattoo of some kind we have been friends since I was barely 14 she has always been two years older than me. We had matching names put on our grad jackets even though we obviously graded in different years if she has ALWAYS been two years my senior but they spelled mine wrong it was supposed to be TWINSLIDES and they wrote TWINSLICKS. We were super slick in fact one of the only words we ever said was slick RJ can STILL piss her sister off by just saying SLICK. You don’t want to know how we gave each other the twinslides nickname and if you do you are a sick bastard and I’m not telling you. We peed down two slides side by side– we had to go and we were teenagers bad ones and it was FUNNNY then. I look back on it now and will probably never let any kid I birth EVER go down a slide. I was talking to her on the phone and she said she was getting her PS2 games together. I think Adam started to salivate when I told him she said that. SEE just not a good time ALL AROUND for the speakers to go.

AHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH K-Fed on CSI tonight can’t wait.

i’m back from another Carlson Christmas! i’ve got lots of stories to tell but am going to start with a Christmas montage with commentary including December 27, 2005, hopefully that is all right with you all. things are still pretty busy around here.
let me say that i do hope you all had fantastic holidays doing whatever the hell it was that you were doing. and please do not let that sentence or the bubbly photos fool you my stories for later are not all egg nog, booze and pot related. a.k.a not all FAB-U-LOUS adventures of sugar plums and candy. do remember i am not a Christmas fan so you�ll never get a whiny-less, non-complaining post out of me. except maybe for this photo montage.

in Vancouver at Christmas time you hope for weather like this.

you generally get this.

gus got a box for Christmas.

adam’s stepmom D is down with little snow. she loves the snowmen.

we ALL got Team Canada toques. they rock so hard i can hardly stand it.

adam’s sister SLC. be afraid she really is that hard core.

the hat is supposed to say Bada Bing, the name of his uncles boat. we got two for free.

modeling some boxers and panties i got, and a scarf. don’t forget about the scarf.

outside for a smoke and a joint.

REPRESENT!!!!!!

the carlson’s - adam, KEC, D, ABC 3rd and SLC

back at home. we missed our kitty.

i still have not taken this toque off this photo was taken on December 27th.

the world juniors are HERE in vancouver. REPRESENT!!!!