Normally for a cat Gus is fairly well behaved and feigns listening skillz and she knows how to suck up really well when she has been bad. Sometimes because she is fifteen I will hold eyes with her and rant that she knows that I know that SHE KNOWS she is being bad so WHY are you being bad? She hits me with her tail normally or puts her butt in my face to acknowledge that she knows that I can‘t do anything about it. And the funny thing is people just regular people like friends are afraid of her because she’s a straight up bitch and likes almost no one she hisses and bites she doesn’t like being touched past her shoulders, particular to the max like she has taken lessons from some stupid outfit wearing dog on how to be a bigger diva than mommy.
I know where she got the hissing from, the biting, not so much, if she hasn’t stopped attacking you if you get up in her face on say your third meeting with her she hates you, she is a much better judge of character than I am and once she starts only hissing and snapping at you occasionally, you’re in.
One day Adam caught her trying to relax, sleep, take a bath on the router, we’ve had said router for a while now and this was her first attempt at abusing the warmth it exudes. Like, why now it is hot in here, why not in the winter?
Naturally, we got Dr. Vegas on the job right then and there and appointed him a Router Guard. Of course we don’t want anything on top of it but a black masked sock puppet is lighter and doesn’t envelop the thing. I know that busting out the camera and taking photos of her being bad is hardly going to lead to the correction needed to her behavior but it also isn’t often I catch her and she ignores my patented scary face, finger snap twist hand back yells get down routine.
These incriminating shots were taken on two different occasions BOTH after we got a router guard who was either pushed off the router or bribed off with bananas, knowing Gus she just pushed poor Dr. Vegas off the router.
