HELP! THE SQUIRRELS!

Published on June 7, 2010 by Corinna Carlson | 5 Comments

Got this ditty in my spam comments this morning from: ballard designs northshore outdoor dining chair white

They inquire:

How do I deter squirrels from ruining my outdoor furniture cushions, this is the second set they’ve destroyed? the squirrels have used their claws to open up the fabric then they have proceded to tear out the stuffing to use for their nests.

Well, for ONE I would recommend maybe, I don’t know, taking them the fuck inside at night. Other than that I have no idea.

  • http://thefunkybee.blogspot.com theFunkyBee

    OMG we have so many fucking squirrels around here they’re just cuter rats. And the poor dog wants so badly to chase them but I don’t let her for the sheer fact that I want to save her the embarrassment of never in her life ever being able to catch one…

    my father in law’s solution…bee bee gun!

  • http://gusgreeper.com abc4

    thats like me with sheep. i hold a grudge.

    as for the solution; flood the yard. obviously. its a trick question.

  • sarah

    i recommend: sit on one of said chairs, with a bottle of beer and a .22 rifle. it’s amazing how animals will change their habits, once they see one of their comrades fall.

    sorry.. i just don’t like squirrels.

  • http://www.VancityAllie.com VancityAllie

    Haha! That’s a new one.

  • Rhonda

    /Snort :)