BONK

Published on April 9, 2009 by Corinna Carlson | 19 Comments

Gus took my spot when I got up to refill my coffee and stuff, so I thought i would say HI! I need to shower and exfoliate my skin; I really notice a difference between when I exfoliate my epidermis in the shower and when I take a quick shower missing the exfoliation part, my towel notices too because I use it more than once. But I need to finish my coffee first.

Earth Hour 2009

My Twitter is broken and it is driving me sort of insane. I had no idea that I had formed an addiction to it. None, for serious, but not being able to jump up at will and write 140 characters of word vomit is not FAIR. My account has been sent to engineering and there is NO WORD on how long it will take it only took me THREE attempts to get them to actually look at my page with Rok Hed as my photo to see that my page is BONKED, it is blank. Twitter hates me.

'rok hed' by abc4 2008

Last night we watched Doubt which was AWESOME. Highly recommend it, made for some good pillow talk.  I LOVE Amy Adams at present, she had me at Enchanted, looking at her list of movies I’m sort of late to the table on her. The rest of the cast is great, the sets are great, and I was able to visualize it on a stage as a play which made me appreciate it even more. You are welcome for that incredibly deep review I just gave it.

I am almost done reading Slaughterhouse-Five my very first ever Kurt Vonnegut novel and I am loving it and am going to have seventy-five dollars in free books coming my way soon so I may order some more of him I am thinking Cat’s Cradle?

I have only read five and this book this year so far which is pathetic but I am still so fucking depressed right now that all I really do is sit and do nothing and listen to music. It isn’t just writers block this is different. Coffee is getting cold I gotta go.  I have lost track of when I showered last so I gotta do it. OH BUT I have been changing my underwear though just fyi on that cause I know in the past I said I’d wear it like five days and shit.  I’m on too much meds for that shit and sweat too much at night, night sweets love me unlike Twitter.

PS. Not being able to Twitter about The Masters at Augusta National SUCKS ASS! Mike Weir finished at -4 today leaders are -6 at present but nice start Mikey.

  • Capegirl

    totally amused by rok hed! Didnt think anyone remembered that phantom tollbooth cept me :)

  • http://mitzzee.blogspot.com mitz

    I’ve been avoiding twitter forever, because i have a highly addictive personality to begin with….and i limited my internet addiction to almost nil over the past few months…i think it may be safe to jump back in the water for a bit….will see. Gus is the cutest.
    ps I once worked at a place called the cat’s cradle on yonge street in t.o. (insignificant info. i know) xo

  • http://iamlove.blogspot.com Barbara Doduk

    Cat’s Cradle is one of my all time favourite books, a must read. I love it soo much, that at one time in the long ago past, I used the internet handle IceNine. I think you’ll enjoy it. :)

  • http://thefunkybee.blogspot.com thefunkybee

    I’m glad the brown dude won the masters, but really, I don’t care so much, sorry :O) and our dog runs our life like Gus Greeper runs “someone’s” life in your house ;O) I wouldn’t change a thing tho!

  • kurt

    breakfast of champions is my favourite.
    but man without a country is awesome cause it’s like you’re just hanging out while he tells you his theories on life.

  • Rhonda

    Not Mocking you! Any time I watch golf, Tiger is always behind and then miraculously he wins it. If it weren’t for me cheering him on today he probably wouldn’t ahve screwed up SO bad in the last two holes. Crap! Jumped Band wagons several times. Would have loved to have seen Kenny take it after all or that Japanese dude with the cowboy hat. Just happy it didn’t end up with that Campbell guy. :)

  • http://sarahlaughs.blogspot.com sarah

    was finally able to load your blog @ home. so am reading and commenting @ 2:20am, whilst cooking teriyaki chicken and yelling @ Alice to get the eff off the couch.

    i start therapy for “stress management” on tuesday. will be lovely to see my mom tomorrow and figure out how i’m going to deal with ALL that if it’s brought up.

    gag.

    xx

  • Jacki

    You need to get more Vonngegut. Everyone needs more Vonngegut.

  • http://www.opheliamourne.com/ Ophelia Mourne

    amy adams is adorable
    I want to see the new movie umm sunshine cleaning or something like that, it looks very cute. Mostly because she stars in it lol

  • http://cjscrisis.blogspot.com C.J ‘Crackers and Mad Knackers’ Hixon

    Anchor Blue Cankles: wallace + gromit and TRON? More like somewhere between Evil Dead 3 + Bagpuss.

  • http://www.phaeds.blogspot.com Phaedra

    Someone needs to develope Twitter for the Wii, just for situations like this. Simulated Twitter will help you with your fix until the Man gets shit up and running again.

    Another clear day in Vancouver? *2 thumbs up*

  • http://gusgreeper.com abc4

    rhonda, you would picture tiger from behind.
    ps did you SEE how many strokes he took today?

  • http://gusgreeper.com abc4

    oh it was so good i had imagined a behind-the-scenes claymation world starring the fail whale all kicking it like clockwork, somewhere between wallace + gromit and TRON. so also it was like the phantom tollbooth, and also it was like roger rabbit. but not cool world. that movie sucks.

  • http://gusgreeper.com gusgreeper

    you really let the cat run your life. you may want to get that looked at. ctl a. ctl c nerd face. learn it, live it, love it.

  • http://gusgreeper.com abc4

    this is the story of the internet: the lean time you get on the computer is deviated by the cat. the cat attacks. it deletes your clever comment, full of euphemisms and penile imagery. you pace the floor, have more coffee, smash a pinata in your head. when you regroup, everything seems contrived, and you write something of a cop-out comment, but keep sufficient narrative distance as to deny personification. or synechdoche. or metonomy. or something.

  • http://gusgreeper.com gusgreeper

    actually he did in the Arnold Palmer Invitational, he came from behind to win his first this season and his stats when he isn’t leading going into Sunday aren’t very good at all, so we’ll see he may just be able to bring it back is only day one and you don’t watch golf and are prolly mocking me. :P

  • Rhonda

    Tiger WILL triumph from behind :P

  • http://gusgreeper.com gusgreeper

    cool i will check that out, prolly. can’t remember what else i have loved her in but it is more than just Enchanted and Doubt.
    im also a HUGE Meryl fan loved her in Mama Mia and basically everything she does, even shit like The River Wild.

  • http://vancouvertheatredirector.wordpress.com vancouvertheatredirector

    Amy Adams is fantastic – but Meryl is the star of that one ;) Check out the first season of the US Office – Amy played “Purse Girl” as Jim’s love interest. Very good! :)