The THIRD Quarter Equals Twenty-Five

I was tagged with the 25 things meme by Kimli and this made me happy because I started the whole hundred things about me stuff years ago so long ago 1-25 ALMOST got eaten by cyber space itself, long story short I only ever made it to 50 and I named them quarters because I am super fucking original. Well, seeing as I’m also a smart [ass] I figured HEY MAN why not turn this 25 things about me meme into my THIRD quarter. I know right, this is where you insert the word – genius.

Without further ado, 25 things about me numbered from 51 to 75:

  1. I like abrasive soaps I could exfoliate my epidermis off
  2. I try to read at least two books a month
  3. I’m obsessive about how many glasses of water I have to drink each day before my pee is clear
  4. I fucking hate cork wedge heels
  5. My favourite numbers are 7 and 14
  6. I have loved Tori Spelling since the 90’s and can not wait for her next book
  7. I have always eaten my cereal with a big spoon
  8. I prefer a thicker eyebrow
  9. I love hearing that I am funny over any compliment even over being told that my unicorn socks are cool
  10. I talk to and about myself in the third person on a semi regular basis
  11. Just because I am not having babies does not mean I don’t like your drooling screaming poop machines in fact I love them even more now
  12. I have serious problems with mugs specifically designed for right handed people fuck you and your no image on the back of the mug I pick up with my LEFT hand you JUST LOST A SALE ASSHOLE
  13. I pretty much find every single piece of factual information on everything to do with the history of being left handed to be some of the most fascinating shit on earth
  14. Since I was a young hellion I have always grown my hair out only to cut it so short I have been mistaken for a boy when asking for a bathroom key in a gas station, I also shaved my head once some of you know that though but my point is except when I go through phases where I have bangs I never leave my hair long for long
  15. My gag reflex is such that I choke on water
  16. I love Bobby Darin’s When a Man Answers because I grew up on a party line when we lived in Smithers
  17. I am obsessive about the organization of my books. For the most part they are kept in alphabetical order by author
  18. I know the proper phonetic alphabet and also speak good phonetically
  19. My name is actually Charlie Alpha Charlie
  20. I thought I would love Sony for life but I am officially an Xbox girl
  21. I honestly believe that the worst on screen camera kiss of all time is when Sylar first kisses Elle from Heroes episode Villains 1 of 2, Season Three
  22. When I saw Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell and Van Morrison perform at GM place in 1998 I was not what I’d call a fan of any of them I bought my ticket as a favour for a friend.  I still kick myself over that and the story makes Adam shake his head at me EVERY TIME
  23. I got my first [of only two ever] speeding tickets RIGHT in front of my high school as the lunch bell to return was going off so every one noticed and YES my x-boyfriend who I was in NO WAY over saw too
  24. I still miss that 1985 Honda Civic, it rusted out completely after about a week in Vancouver it was a Northern car at its heart and I sold it to a wrecker for four hundred dollars
  25. I love having things professionally framed

13 responses. to “The THIRD Quarter Equals Twenty-Five”

  1. Jack Smynde Says:

    I still use a tea spoon for my cereal.

  2. abc4 Says:

    die wedge heels! keep it at the boat show!

  3. sarah Says:

    you ARE funny and your unicorn socks are way fuckin’ cool. i’m ambidextrous.. the only thing i can’t do well with my left hand though, is write. number 7 rocks. i can’t believe you were not a fan of Dylan, Mitchell and Morrison.. this fact almost hurts my heart. the fact that you are now, makes it better though. 360 is the most fucking awesome console ever. in-laws got us one for xmas. i’m totally emerged in Fable 2 right now.. (which i bought Addison for xmas) my sister’s first car was an old Civic, can’t remember the year.. but it was the bubbly one. that fucking car had the shittiest/loosest clutch ever.. first stick i learned how to drive. which is why i can drive any stick..

    i’m turning your quarter into mine. :-) but isn’t it the third quarter?

  4. gusgreeper Says:

    HA totally thank you for telling me i will change the title. holy i am worse at math than i thought. :P

  5. sarah Says:

    i’m such a math-tard, i’m surprised i caught it. i had to sit there and count in my head to do it!

    what a coinkinkydink.. i frame things in a professional manner! :-) if we lived closer, you could save shitloads of money and totally get all the joy of having things professionally framed!

  6. Chris Says:

    53 — Me too!

  7. Tawcan Says:

    As a fellow lefty I agree with you on #62! They can at least put graphics on both side of the mug/cup so everyone can see the design!

  8. gusgreeper Says:

    @jack NERD.

    @abc4 we should go on a murder cork wedge heels boat show spree with wine bottles and bottle openers.

    @sarah HA totally have a math post coming so it happening and you noticing is pretty cool. seeing as pro framing is SO expensive i have only done the Tom Waits and the Dargent original of me. but i have great great stuff that DLAK sent me that needs to be done, i just have it stored well, whereas even stored well, the painting of me was losing colour and bending too much to wait till technically we could afford to frame it. and yes i know eh? i only knew the *main* songs at the show now i listen to them all pretty much daily.

    @Chris so seriously fun i don’t even get it.

    @Tawcan AWESOME i love meeting fellow leftys!!! :) and i know right like it is SO hard to put the image on both sides. geesh.

  9. abc4 Says:

    yesh

  10. Jenn Says:

    “I honestly believe that the worst on screen camera kiss of all time is when Sylar first kisses Elle from Heroes episode Villains 1 of 2, Season Three”

    Yeah, it was bad.

  11. gusgreeper Says:

    seriously i am SO glad someone agrees with me it looks like he makes fish lips and just moves his head back and forth. it was the first eclipse one though i made an error but i guess that isn’t SO bad because it is season villains and so far that has been the only 1 of 2 thing.

  12. Marlo Aylsworth Says:

    Thank you for this wonderfull blog, I have been lurking for some time, many thanks to the Admin here too.

  13. Everett Stebbins Says:

    Appears like tons of xbox fans here, I am a fan also and like to play video games… my girlfriend says I play too much, but man it’s so pleasant. I’ve been playing callofduty: mw2 and halo for weeks and can’t quit! What would you gamers recommend? Anyways, looks like a cool site, is this wordpress? I’ve made a couple pages myself and it’s not easy. Thanks for taking time to writing this up.

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