the origin of the greeper aka gus greeper

if anybody is up for more cowbell it’s me. i am always heavy on the cowbell. always.
walking to the pitch and putt one day ages ago now, i was hammering on the cowbell. or for you peeps not familiar with SNL, busting out hard on the lyrics to the blue oyster cult’s (don’t fear) the reaper.
i am super bad with lyrics.

for example when i bust out the lyrics to steely dan’s reelin in the years, i sing a variety of lyrics not in the real song.

are you reelin in the knees
stowing away the tide
are you gathering up the tees
have you had enough wine

these may sound like the correct lyrics when i sing them, but they are not.

i also have a tendency – adam just LOVES this one – to sing only one part of whatever song i’m singing that day, hour, minute, second. whether a line, a whole verse a chorus, i give it all i’ve got every time and i sing it over and over and over…..

on this particular day i was givin’er super hard.

DON’T FEAR THE REAPER, REAPER IS A CREEPER, CREEPER FEARS THE REAPER, REAPER IS A GREEPER, GREEPER EATS THE REAPER.

did i mention if i can’t remember the words and haven’t already insisted they are what i’m singing and not what the artist wrote, i will simply make up my own?

DON’T FEAR THE REAPER,REAPER IS A CREEPER,CREEPER FEARS THE REAPER, REAPER IS A GREEPER, GREEPER EATS THE REAPER.

this went on and on in any and every variation you can think of for the entire round. to my surprise adam was laughing (with me) and totally got down with it and before we knew it EVERYTHING was a ‘greeper’, people, wild life, other stuff, they were all greepin’ around the course. greepin’ us out. doing greepy things. bloody greepers. we got home and to our utter dismay discovered that GUS IS A GREEPER. although a very cute little baby greeper. but still a greeper none the less.
sounded like a good name for my website to me.

  • http://www.gusgreeper.com/index.php?/archives/170-MY-sayings-and-MY-words.html That’s So DOS

    COOL BEANS – i picked up cool beans around 20 years of age off some jerkette i worked with at future shop in the music department (cause as if i’d work for future shop in any other department) i have TOTALLY made it my own, it is one of my email addresses

  • http://www.gusgreeper.com gus greeper

    i am very glad you all enjoyed the origin of the greeper. your comments were all very very enjoyable.
    i wonder if greeper or some variation of greeper has slipped out of any of your mouths recently. ;)

    grace and trans i just want to say that i would just LOVE to hang out with you both in person because if you guys insisted on singing the correct lyrics i would in turn sing the wrong ones louder. and then i’d make a tape of all the incorrect lyrics and play them while you were sleeping making it impossible for you to sing the correct ones. EVER. ahh haha haa haa ha how is that for jerky?? i would of course do this out of love.

  • http://www.gusgreeper.com gus greeper

    hahaha that totally made me laugh!!

    i will be over to check out your snake EVEN though snakes are the scariest things on the planet. ON THE PLANET.

  • http://www.sajshirazi.blogspot.com Shirazi

    hanks for this explanation. I was wondering about it.

  • http://grrracesotherblog.blogspot.com grace

    hehe… i don’t make up words to songs. i learn EVERY SINGLE WORD… and then sing them all. because i’m freakin’ anal retentive…

  • http://sams-stories.blogspot.com/ Sam

    Okay creative one, now gimme a name for my new pet snake… (I posted on my blog asking for help). There’s even a picture if that helps. And, I’d like to say.. Fuck, fuckity fucked fuck me if you can’t fucking take the word fuck. Did I mention fuck?

  • alvin! blimon! cleodore!

    i can remember the exact moment that my innocence was taken–after slowing down and speeding up michael jacksons thriller album repeatedly, i have an epiphone, and i put on the alvin and the chipmunks christmas album at suuuper sloooow speed to discover that david seville himself provides alvins voice……..only sped up……….sacre bloooooo.

  • http://www.neelsen.blogspot.com neel

    I JUST GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL!

  • DLAK

    If you were a vampire I would give you rabie shots and all would be cool.
    If you were a zombie I would ask you to marry me, if you wernt a zombie I would eat you.
    I give the movie a thumbs up, although I found the plot hard to follow I thought the performances were above average and the cinematography top notch. We look forward to the sequel.

  • http://thechristopherbatepropaganda.blogspot.com Chris

    I wish I could clone you.

  • http://sumomerriment.blogspot.com sumo

    I’m feeling a greepie now…not a bad feeling really!

  • http://mcgibfried.blogspot.com MCG

    greeper eats the reaper..

    moldilocks is a paradox..

    spock is a cock..

    i love to rhyme!

    *i like spock, by the way.. it just rhymed*

  • GEEZER!

    chindogu,awesomeRAD idea my friend!

  • http://www.chindogu.ca Chindogu

    I believe it’s time for you to make your own dictionary. A [i]Coritinary[/i] if you will.

  • http://bugsbutt.blogspot.com Bug’s Butt

    Cock of the walk, baby.

  • http://northern-way.blogspot.com transience

    LOOOOOL! i have an anal tendency to google for lyrics before i sing them. because the ones i get wrong are the ones that stick like taffy.

  • http://surrealu.keenspace.com clay

    steely dan needs to be made fun of. And never played again by any radio station

  • http://funkybug.blogspot.com Robin

    Ah! So now I get it ;)

  • http://ihatetheitguy.blogspot.com maja

    Made up words are the best! Geezer does that all the time :)
    One time we were playing trivial pursuit and every time someone landed on roll again he would sing a roll again song. Then Sharlotte kept landing on roll again, about 20 times in a row and he kept singing and it drove me so mad I nearly cried with insanity.

  • geezer!

    sup corinna(if singing gayly is enough)! sorry i havent been by in a while.MEGA BUSY.
    its good to LARF with adam.it proves youre not gay yet really gay.him too.
    ill make an effort tonight after work to say gday to all!!
    keep smilin possum :)

  • http://www.gusgreeper.com gus greeper

    steve, i am confused…there is a line in my bio you may need to refer to:

    [b]I swear a lot, if you don’t like the word fuck, you probably won’t like it here.[/b]

    i only swore like once in that post which i’m pretty sure is a record for me….or maybe you were just being facetious??

    i am not proud of how much i swear but that is me. i have always sworn a lot and have no desire to change that.

  • s!

    i really can’t say you’re crazy every post you write can i??

    you’re such a greepi’n greeper! i totally greep you! :-)

  • http://estellasrevenge.blogspot.com Andi

    You made me laugh through my bitchiness! 4 stars for you!

  • http://supermansfoot.blogspot.com The Steve

    no need to swear. honestly

  • http://sarahlaughs.blogspot.com sarah

    my mom still uses some of the words i made up years ago..

    i love it.

    i like putting my pet’s names into songs.

  • http://sarahlaughs.blogspot.com sarah

    Greepin’ with Gus Greeper.. est.?

    i do this too.. makes Joshua laugh so hard he turns red.

    i’m thinkin’ we were twins separated at birth.

  • http://www.robinalexa.blogspot.com Binsk

    HAHAHA! Excellent story, thanks for sharing the history of Greeper!