October 24 can not come soon enough. The new John Legend will be mine.
We were walking through The Bay the other day because we finally bought a new DVD player the PS2 is on its last legs and we need it to last until the new one comes out and the VHS machine melted so we needed a dual one. The PS3 is sexy the design. Holy. I can�t wait. I knew John Legend had a new album coming because I saw some preview that he was on Oprah I think he has been on there twice I don�t know for sure because Oprah is stupid but I do know that he was on Ellen first when his first album was just out I bought it that day. If Ellen asked me to jump off a tall building and there was no fall mat would I do it? NO. But she had him on and he was amazing reminded me there was still good new artists out there. I love the song he does with Snoop Dog �I Can Change� it cracks me up every time and I still listen to it constantly. We were walking out and I heard less than two seconds and was like HEY MAN NEW JOHN LEGEND LISTEN. His sound is very distinct. I heard less than ten seconds of the new �Save Room� and loved it instantly. I am sure it is everywhere by now but for some reason I hadn�t heard it. I really hate it when that happens.
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Every time I would go to the drug store they were sold out of �Tide to Go� instant stain remover pens and I was mad because they had them at the dollar stores around my area but they were MORE there and never sold out. Bastards. Yesterday or I don�t know a day this week I finally got my �Tide to Go� instant stain remover pen it is in my purse with my Purell Hand Sanitizer that I know is bad for me �cause it kills the good germs too blah blah fucking blah but some where down the line I became a proud soccer mom to no children. Not only was the �Tide to Go� instant stain remover pen there it was on SALE. I almost fell to my knees and praised Jesus right there.
I�m going to have issues with the Purell which I actually call DURELL and now the �Tide to Go� instant stain remover pen [seriously WHO NEEDS Kelly Ripa they have ME now] having to be PACKED and not in my purse but whatever they can deal with my mental break down over not being able to touch my chair or if one of the flight attendants touches me thinking I�ll catch SARS or at least coodies, that is their problem now. I�m an ex travel agent I can take it, I can do it. I think I may stop admitting that soon though I don�t travel well.
FUCK Ellen and The View for premiering next week while I�m gone YES our room has TWO tv�s but as raymi would put it I�m sure we�ll be too busy hugging. The View I can handle missing I miss it when I work which I do now incase anyone was wondering I�m a Production Assistant on ��. a show I have worked on a couple now actually, it is cool, really long hours though and when I�m working I�m WORKING there is no computers anywhere near me. Which is also why I may have dropped off your stats or comments a little, sorry that is like so the having to help earn a livings fault. ELLEN on the other hand the VCR was set to tape for me. Up till ELLEN I had never in my life taped any show on a daily basis ever and honestly thought it was totally for freaks and thought I would never be �one of those people� but I am now so whatever I fucking tape Ellen only problem the stupid remote melted or some shit and the VCR won�t SET anymore so I�m going to have to put a post it note on the tv to remind me on days I�m working. Now that is love, we already know I�m crazy.
I am leaving on a jet plane today to go up North. While there I will be as mentioned having my dress fitted but also altered and then fitted again to make sure it fits for real.
I’m worried my shoes are totally lame and stupid and my ‘vision’ will be destroyed and I will have to buy new shoes. I’m nervous I haven’t seen ‘it’ since January.
As some of you already know and for those who don’t my parents are in the bushes the sticks the boonies. They are on dial up. Ewwww. But bushes means fun. I’m going to a barn dance at Haiko’s place on Saturday which should be just fantastic, I’m sure. My dad went on a canoe trip with Haiko and I guess Haiko thinks my dad tried to drown him or some shit like not for real just like he’d never been on a trip like THAT. On this trip Haiko lost MY PADDLE from when I was a KID from when we’d portage through the mountains and shit. I’m upset. I realize it was an accident but I plan to say look DUDE that MEANT something to me those are good memories all that middle O no where camping I did as a weeeee one. I expected to have that paddle for life. I was worried my Dad would be all NO you can’t pick on Haiko and I was all no worries like I’m not MAD MAD I’m disappointed and upset I KNOW he didn’t lose it on purpose I just think he should buy us an insanely awesome wedding gift or something but my dad said Haiko picks on HIM about supposedly trying to drown him so I can let him have it. Sweet. Just wait till I get drunk and make a total tool of myself.
Last time I went up it was January and I was on the OLD server with my host company and there was no getting on my site NOW I’m on the new fantastic server and apparently things are a little faster up there so it will be 50/50 as to whether I can post but normally fun Northern shit happens and Adam does guest posts when he doesn’t go with me, you can review former ones here and here .
I can’t remember what the name of my dad’s horse is, I THINK it is Bucky it changed a few times when he first got him but I don’t think that was so funny anymore after he broke all the ribs in January…hence my going up to plow the driveway and such. Even though it WAS NOT ‘Bucky’ who bucked him off and caused the broken ribs. I just emailed my dad the horses name is still Bucky.
THIS is ME at some young age, this horse died I can’t remember how to spell his name; I loved him a lot though. Riding a horse is not like riding a bike AT ALL, I feel TOTALLY odd on my dad’s horse and do generally opt for the ATV instead. I like to play with Bucky though I’m not afraid of hanging out with him just riding was something I did as a kid and haven’t really felt any desire for as an adult. I guess you could say I never really took to it but still love horses.
I also cheat on Gus with Bear. Bear sleeps with me and bites my chin. I will make buzznet videos my parents camera takes good video! And I hang out with this cool dog JJ.
I’ll be back on Monday. I will still be lurking around your blogs though; I may even get caught up on them!
NO ELLEN FOR ME.
I am so pissed off that Ellen DVD-licious is only available at Target IN STORES I don’t even know how to deal with it. We don’t have a Target. I’m not sure how I will go on and HOW I did not realize until TODAY the day I’d been waiting for- I must have been in denial and alas NO ELLEN DVD FOR ME.