Archive for the 'GOLF' Category

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Part One: Brought to you by the Ladies

With two of my favourite sports Golf and Tennis back in full televised swing and taking over the sports networks I’m reminded of how many athletes I absolutely love and admire so I thought I would share some of them with you. I’m going with current and keeping it to Track, Tennis and Golf. Nothing personal but I could go on forever, in fact narrowing down the men ‘of now’ is going to be way harder; this could turn into a 2.5 parter.

Paula Radcliffe, British, Marathoner and Current World Record Holder

Even when Paula runs a ‘slow’ 2:17:42, she is still the fastest female marathon runner in the world and has been since 2002. I will never forget the excitement of running my first half marathon in Kelowna on October 13, 2002, at the same time that she was running her second marathon in Chicago and blew the previous WR held by Catherine Ndereba, of Kenya away by a minute and a half. She would later destroy her own WR in 2003 [London] by setting the current standing women’s time of 2:15:25.


Photo © bycolley on Flickr

Charmaine Crooks, Canadian, Five Time Olympian, Runner

Long retired but still a favourite none the less. It was hard not to grow up idolizing this woman having had the pleasure of meeting her when I ran for the Track team in Smithers. She gave our team some tips and hung out with us. It was one of the most memorable times of my life. She is not just a highly regarded Canadian Athlete she is also very respected in the Vancouver area for her fund raising efforts and she currently serves on the International Olympic Committee’s 2010 Winter Olympics and Paralympics Organizing Committee.

Photo courtesy Bell Champions

Justine Henin, Belgian, Current Rank World No. 1, Tennis

Justine plays some of the best tennis I have ever seen, it has been exciting watching her rise through the ranks over the years. Her praised one handed backhand brings fear to the best players in the game. She is young, cheeky and don’t let her seemingly small size fool you she is a power house who keeps the court full of action. Although having been accused of unsportsmanlike conduct over a call in a match she won against Serena Williams back in 2003, I tend to disagree and think it is a shame that basically because Serena is a Williams sister it sticks with her. Henin is also an Olympic gold medalist.

Photo © ebtg bwtt on Flickr

Maria Sharapova, Russian, Current Rank World No. 5, Tennis

At Wimbledon in 2004 Maria Sharapova made jumping on the bandwagon irrelevant and brought even the mention of Anna Kournikova’s existence as a tennis player to near extinction. She makes Michelle Wie look like a little girl. She is drop dead gorgeous and when she brings her A game she will take her oppenent down in straight sets almost every time. The game face of Sharapova is one of my favourite game faces in all of sports. And yes y’all I know that the key word there is ‘when’ she brings her A game but this is a loving post.


Photo courtesy Sports Illustrated

Morgan Pressel, American, Professional Golfer

I started watching Morgan Pressel on the Golf Channel when she was an amateur. I could tell she was one to watch and so I watched her. She is very mature for her age and is a great role model for young female athletes. She was not able to turn pro without appealing to the LPGA to admit her due to being a year too young at only seventeen in January 2006 when she needed to be eighteen. In 2007 Morgan won her first Major, the Kraft Nabisco Championship making her the youngest LPGA member to win at eighteen years and three hundred and thirteen days. Turns out she wasn’t just one to watch as an amateur.

Photo © esmith132 on Flickr

Lorena Ochoa, Mexican, Current LPGA Rank No. 1

Lorena Ochoa came onto my radar in 2005. That year at the US Women’s Open she was in great position to take the tournament and put it in the water on eighteen and it just became worse and simply unforgettable from there. I remember feeling incredibly bad for her but was one of the assholes who called her O-choke-A, that was of course before with her always calm poise and method of play even when in the crapper she became one of my favourites to watch. Lorena is also the first Mexican of either gender to be ranked number one in the world in the sport of golf and is sponsored by Lacoste (drool), the greatest gator-based clothing line ever. She is like Sammy Sosa is to the Dominican aside from the drugs and the bat corking.

Photo © PGA Mexico on Flickr

Sick as a dog and stuff

I am not feeling well, in fact I am feeling ill, I have chills and a really bad even worse than *normal* headache, sore ears a mild fever, a plugged nose and sore throat with sexy voice and cough. To be ‘sick as a dog’ you do actually have to be barfing but because the meaning of the term is so sparse on the internet I really don’t care and I’m using it anyway because I’m a baby and I don’t have to be barfing to feel like ass or use the term. I’ll use it if I want to. I’M SICK AS A DOG! I have been since Monday evening, THAT is when it started a small twinge of throat pain entered around 11:30pm after spending some time with friends. As far as I know everyone else is fine. I had a few days of insomnia so maybe I was a target for germs or something because my immune system was weak. I’ll never know. The thing that really bugs me about being sick so early in the year is that normally leads to a season of getting ‘everything’. Last ‘season’ I think Adam got really sick once and me twice. And getting a cold is just SO not what it used to be, you’d get sick for a day or two maybe three and then you were fine, good to go, but now everything lasts for bloody EVER, and the flu, or the flu combined with a cold don’t even get me started.

I also hate being sick because all of my co-ordination is thrown off and I can’t play play station, which means NO GUITAR HERO! as if I even had to remind you what it means. I can’t read either, I keep having to read the same sentence over and over and over, so there is little point. I also write really shitty, if you could only see how many words were missing, but you can’t because I’ve read it back over and made it readable.

Unless the Vancouver Civic Strike ends and we could actually go golfing and I’m still sick I won’t start freaking out. I had other things I was going to mention but my head has turned to glue this post is so much more effort than I thought it would be. I’ll be back soon. Or maybe Adam will post if you ask him nice.

Some thoughts on competition

I never used to look at myself as a competitive person. I look back at how many years I told myself that lie and shudder with embarrassment over how convincing I’m sure my arguments weren’t. But I am laughing too trust me I am laughing. Realizing I am a competitive person while not currently competing in anything is obviously a small and I’d say very small sign of acceptance because MANY people have told me I am TOO competitive and I’ve just been like WHATEVER I am not even good at sports I can only Run, Ski and Golf and I am far from a good golfer I may have a great short game but if I were to actually play on full courses I’d probably start throwing my clubs around again like when I was first learning and when I was first learning I’d walk off the course, swear constantly, I didn’t even believe in golf etiquette. I think most people mean that I am competitive with everything and I am realizing everything is NOT an understatement. I’ve been aware that I MAY be a bit on the competitive side since having a nasty fall out with a long time friend a year or so back now, maybe closer to two years. [I still can't believe it has been that long, holy Hannah] We were competitive in basically every way you can be in a friendship and both of us were too busy being competitive with each other to notice it was one of the things tearing us a part until it was too late. I wasn’t willing to admit it then anyway. We were both able to see different problems in the friendship that the other couldn’t see at the time, we couldn’t get on the same page. I think she saw the competitiveness and I didn’t, or I saw it but wasn’t willing to change it or work on it. I wish I knew what made me so adamant in denying I am competitive- that I want to beat you, I want to win, I want to bury you whether in sports or life games.

NEWS FLASH! *Insecurities**Denial*

I’ve never felt good enough, strong enough, fast enough, tall enough, good looking enough, stable enough, confident enough, trusting enough so I could always just hide behind my insecurities and never have to admit I wanted to run your ass into the ground, or that I wanted to read faster than you or be better than you at golf. I have truly been ‘number 1′ so few times in any athletic or professional career I’ve had, I’ve felt it’s been easier to sink into the ‘second place is the first loser’ spot and simply sit there smiling away as if I LOVE IT. And competition has done damage to other friendships, I know it has, it has also cost me MANY a race, on and off the track, I have let it take me over completly and caused myself some pretty serious panic attacks due to how ridiculously stubborn I can be as well. Some friends for whatever reason I feel a lot of competition with some healthy ways some not and other friends also for whatever reason I feel no competitiveness at all. Maybe I can accept when someone is better at something than me, I do keep blogging. But I like things to be MINE and although I have yet to golf alone [it is on 'my list' of things to do] I have always preferred to run alone or with men, I have NEVER had a problem running with any ex-boyfriend or male friend, mostly because at the time I was better than them, not all but most.

It shouldn’t matter and I know that. I am just having a moment OK!?!

But seriously… let’s look at some of the more obvious signs I missed until now that have lead to this discovery:

    1. I am from the female species
    2. Of all of our golf score cards there is only ONE that I will not ad up due to hideous play
    3. I CAN NOT run without a stop watch
    4. I celebrate everything I get right when playing board games [mosty inside myself though]
    5. I fist pump when I get two or more Jeopardy questions right in a row or if I get final Jeopardy and no one else does I have been known to dance
    6. I over explain EVERYTHING and repeat myself constantly
    7. I refuse to run with girlfriends [I've never had a problem with girlfriends being better skiers than me, but out run me and our friendship will not last or it might I am older now]
    8. I get so afraid of losing sometimes I can’t have FUN
    9. I can be so insecure I play like crap and then just won’t play at all like a sissy baby and have thrown tantrums
    10. I always have to have some sort of response to everything

      I am sure there is more but that is all I can think of right now.

      LOVE IT!