There was a time when Adam and I worked in the same area so he would walk me to work everyday. Some of you may remember we met walking to work in the first place.
One day the ‘walk man’ was telling us it was our turn to cross the street so we stepped out to walk and were about half way through the cross walk when some fuck-wit in some wanna be sports car almost ran us both over. Adam, without missing a beat, extended his steel-toe booted leg straight into the fuck-wit’s back end, leaving a dent so big I was half turned on and half scared shitless to have dented the car to the extent he did. This dude was close man, like SO close, to running us over.
I knew my baby was a tough guy but he unlike me has a lot more control over his temper. This was the first time I had ever even seen him get mad.
The fucker never stopped. You’d think he would of wanted to fight us or something but I guess he was in a hurry and I can only IMAGINE how pissssssed he was when he saw the size of the ‘dent’. Not that I didn’t before that but I always feel safe with Adam – I know he ain’t gonna let nothing fuck with me.
No one can drive in this city it is really bad. I happen to be a kick ass driver having grown up in the North on snowy roads and shit but whatever I pretty much REFUSE to drive here unless my parents leave me their car when they go on vacation. People almost run me over all the time and I get really mad and I yell and swear at drivers A LOT. They don’t care. They are behind the wheel. They could like RUN ME OVER.
Up until yesterday I had just left it at flipping out and yelling and making a scene. But then this cunt in a tan BMW completely blew a stop sign and did not even roll stop. She saw me without doubt. Had I not used common sense instead of my RIGHT as a pedestrian to step out when there’s a fucking stop sign, BITCH, and slowed down sensing she was dumb as fuck, I’d be road kill right now. I THREW out my right leg and slammed it STRAIGHT into her back door and I may not have had the power behind it to dent it – I realized after I should of given it a side kick but I scratched it GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. And when I turned back to see if she was going to get out and challenge me she didn’t so I threw her the finger and YELLED fuck you BITCH learn how to drive.
I could not WAIT to tell Adam. He gave me a BIG MOTHER FUCKING HUG!
