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my very first pair of Converse.

I like my scanner and I almost never use it anymore.  Last February I was inspired to scan myself something I used to do on Gus Greeper weekly, I would scan body parts things and stuff.  I started it because when I started this here blog in early 2005 we did not have a digital camera thus we did not take many photos. One of my BFFs since Star Trek: Generations used to scan himself and gave me his blessing to post an idea of his I’d nicked.

Last night while watching Godzilla vs The Sea Monster with Adam and a rad girlfriend the scan art came up because she had seen a scan of Dr. Vegas and that is how we met actually, Dr. Vegas brought us together.  I do say; do not underestimate the power of a sock monkey. The general consensus was leaning towards a go on starting to work those creative muscles out in my brain again.

Today I was looking at the scans I have uploaded on Flickr and realized I had the wrong licensing attributed to them I found the place where you change how you want to share your photos but there were so many choices that for someone that takes the occasional good photo I became overwhelmed by all the choices and emailed a new friend to ask how to attribute them and sent him the link, his response a. such that I found the all rights reserved button and b. such that combined with other said girlfriend I was instantly inspired.

I was looking at the scan below of my Cons and realized I got those in the summer of 2005.  I have always really loved the scan and I still have the shoes, wear the shoes, love the shoes, the shoes are held together with duct tape if not for the duct tape they would not be wearable I can not part with them I want a new pair but can’t give these ones up, I find it sort of crazy how comfortable they are even with all the duct tape.

Converse

A few things on the process of how I scan:

  • When an idea hits if I don’t get the concept in the first scan I don’t generally get it
  • ALL of my scans are unassisted unless otherwise stated on the image description
  • I do not use Photoshop I use only the scanner options to make adjustments

I may bring back some sexy time scans but IF and when this happens be assured I will keep the posts SFW with the read the rest of this entry option.

circa 2005

Calendar Wars.

So basically we don’t follow the rules and we only have one tradition it started innocently enough with a Nuns Having Fun calendar, it was deemed Adam’s pick and then the next year brought forth a gift of a calendar making it technically my pick and then the calendar that changed everything, the calendar that meant war.  Need I say more than Adam’s pick and Men with Buns? Oh and click this link now for some Men with Buns action, you want to trust me.

Continue reading ‘Calendar Wars.’

Fourth Annual: Fifty ways to leave your fifty hoes in fifty different area codes…

have you ever wondered why paul simon only gives us these 5 ways to leave your lover in a song inaptly named 50 ways to leave your lover
so did we.
wonder no more. in honour of Halloween and our sick minds having nothing better to do, ABC and i bring you what we feel paul simon MAY have chosen as possible ways.

Paul Simon’s Original Ways

you just slip out the back, jack
make a new plan, stan
you don’t need to be coy, roy
just get yourself free
hop on the bus, gus
you don’t need to discuss much
just drop off the key, lee
and get yourself free

45 Additional Ways

shoot her in the face, ace
leave on a jet plane, jane
cut off his leg, greg
hammer in her brain, raine
lock him in the morgue, borg
stick her with a sword, gord
bite off his cock, spock
stick her with a shank, frank
cook fatty foods, contributing to his heart disease, louise
whack her with a bat, pat
have an affair, clare
bop her car with a glock, doc
feed him to a demon, eamonn
hit him with a brick, rick
cast him into hell, nell
grind her flesh into macaroni, tony
push him off his bike, mike
snip her e-brake, jake
weld closed her flu, lou
toss a grenade, jade
bomb her, dahmer
hire a hitman, fran
leave her in a ditch, mitch
lock him in the sauna, lana
stab her in the ass, cass
give him ebola, lola
freeze her in ice, bryce
throw him in the cage with a baaaadaassss panda, miranda
leave her in a gator’s death roll, joel
have his murder committed by people in your commune, june
tie him to a sled, fred
club her with an ancient artifact at the museum, liam
hang him from a tree, marie
make her watch Full House, clause
give her crabs, babs
take a dump on her rug, doug
drop him off a bridge, midge
poke out his eye, di
fuck him to death, beth
kill her in the sack, zach
beat him with a lock in a sock, tupac
ditch her at the mall, jamal
clock her with your sand wedge, reg
leave her at the altar, walter
show him the guillotine, eileen

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2006
2005

TOP SECRET MISSION JT 2008 – Part One

Finally after nearly six full months of keeping it a secret I hopped a plane and headed for the United Sates of America to meet Aughra in MI and drive to IN to surprise and meet Jenn who is already dear friends with Aughra, they have had the pleasure of meeting twice now, but Jenn was told Aughra was coming solo at the end of July, not the case at ‘all!! It was really cute to see Aughra’s faux arrival date written on Jenn’s calendar she really had no idea when and that we were both coming! Our surprise went off without a hitch. Thanks a ton to Jenn’s husband for not only keeping the secret but for offering to keep us both a surprise.

People aren’t kidding when they say doing selfless things feels like a million bucks. I’ve always been giving but selflessness as a whole doesn’t come easy to me.

I’m cropping and uploading photos which are going to take forever but the set is [started] HERE. I am feeling pretty over stimulated [although in a good way, over stimulated none the less I stepped about a million miles out of my comfort zone and element] so I still need some time to decompress before I write about our amazing mission/adventures.

But here is a photo of the lovely ladies I have been blogging with for three plus years.

From the left we have the gorgeous expectant mother, and the beautiful text message queen herself, Aughra.

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