Did I tell you that I was in the shower the other day and I shaved a whole leg before I realized I still had my glasses on? It was pretty sweet. When I leave them on after getting into bed and I’m not going to read and Adam gets that look on his face I know and I feel shame or lame or something and generally when I get in the shower wearing them the water on the lenses gives it away and I go for blind. I considered just leaving them on for the other leg and the vag touch ups but decided this was weird, even too weird for me.

Speaking of Vag. I’ve been thinking a lot lately about how much I like underwear, AKA PANTIES. I like wearing them even when I could go without them and no one would know ‘cept me. I know lots of people and know of lots of ladies who don’t cover their vag with panties but really as long as your vag and ass are covered at all times and never touch a surface I will touch then fine let your vag hang lose do it up. I have always wondered though- – does this mean you can only wear that pair of pants or jeans once? What if you have a heavier discharge day than normal and vag juice starts dripping down your leg and WORSE even still what about the butt sweat? What will be the first defence against the butt sweat coming through your outfit? I just find I have so many other things to obsess over the last thing I need to worry about is my vag sticking out or my vag getting super itchy from pant seams. I still can’t wear a lot of thongs yet unless they are super super comfortable because believe it or not I’m still having some MINOR complications from my ass surgery but they are ONLY minor when they are not acting up and sometimes I already have the damn thong on before I realize I’m having a bad ass day and by then it is toooooo late.

I like wearing just panties, I like that outfit a lot but drop the panties and it is normally for a crap, a shower, to play adult games, or to change them. I used to love to sleep naked but then I have nightmares about bed bugs in my vag bed bugs without the initials A B or C.

I got a hit off: do vaginas get sweaty?

YES they do! Sometimes they sweat because they are hot like say you are wearing non cotton panties and jeans that vag can get pretty hot in there even in cotton panties that baby can heat right on up on you. They should also if they work properly sweat during intercourse so if you are male and don’t like the sound of that I’d suggest finding yourself a cock to suck and just getting on with it.