Now this is a strange one. Twice since I started running again just over a month ago I have out of no where suddenly felt incredibly turned on. The first time it wasn’t so bad it was a mild annoyance and I was chuckling at the fact that it felt like I could have an orgasm any second. This had never happened to me and aside from being out with an injury for WAY TOO LONG, I have been running since the first or second grade.
Today it happened again but it was worse and there were people all around me and I was dying to slam my hand between my legs and diddle, at one point I did have to pull my shorts up into my area as some sort of deterrent because it was becoming rather powerful I almost had to slap my hand away a few times as it tried to creep down there, it was really that bad. This normally rather enjoyable feeling was this time actually painful and seriously what the bloody hell is this I’m not thinking about doing it while I am running and ALL the blood can’t be rushing there or I’d pass out, it comes out of no where and then the feeling just disappears as mysteriously as it appeared.
Then I get home and John and I start talking about Runners High we both agree to being happier when running [his post is much deeper than that though], I OF COURSE did not mention what had happened on my run, a wee bit inappropriate for MSN but I was having a laugh on my end, had I been talking to Rebecca on the other hand I’d have been all HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU DURING ANY SPORT???? I am seriously baffled by this and I want it to stop I do not want to be in the middle of a ten k training run and instead of stopping to run hills or do timed sprints I have to drop down and masturbate, or worse yet have it happen in a race. This is NOT runners high. Runners high to me is what got me through my half marathon, I had NO IDEA how much pain I was really in until I crossed the finish line and I also believe it to be the feeling like you can run forever that comes over you or comes over me, it was during one of those runs that I injured myself on in the first place. Being on a runners high is no different than any other high it must be handled responsibly or you can and will get hurt, your body makes you believe you can do things you simply can’t, stupid excessive endorphins.






